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thebloodonmyhands:

My beautiful boy ❤️ I could kiss you all day.

thebloodonmyhands:

My beautiful boy ❤️ I could kiss you all day.

  #Babe    #i love you  

The sun is high, and I’m high on summer love for you.

  #Amy  

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

whisper-s-of-the-heart:

A Garden for Sophie - Howl’s Moving Castle

whisper-s-of-the-heart:

A Garden for Sophie - Howl’s Moving Castle

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

thejoggingdead:

I couldn’t buy new highlighters until I used these up

thejoggingdead:

I couldn’t buy new highlighters until I used these up

likeafieldmouse:

Ben Patio

likeafieldmouse:

Ben Patio

d0nn0:

clestroying:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

porkrub:

barebackinq:

during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩

No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you

(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..

Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies

( ´∀`)Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!

wHAT THE FUCK

 

fastcompany:

This Guy Popping An Epic Wheelie Wins Our Hearts At The Tour de France

fastcompany:

This Guy Popping An Epic Wheelie Wins Our Hearts At The Tour de France